Stick Your Money Where Your Butt Was

Shomer-Tec, Inc. is a military and law enforcement supplier with a novel idea: $11 "skid mark underwear" safes for hiding money where not even thieves dare to, um, tread. For a few dollars more they’ll throw in a tube of fake diarrhea called "doo drops" that add a realistic smell to this amazing theft-deterrent device. […]
Shomer-Tec, Inc. is a military and law enforcement supplier with a novel idea: $11 skid mark underwear safes for hiding money where not even thieves dare to, um, tread. For a few dollars more they’ll throw in a tube of fake diarrhea called doo drops that add a realistic smell to this amazing theft-deterrent device. […]

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Pull the stick out of your butt

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